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Even if I had an entire bag of fucks, I still wouldn’t give one.

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You never throw the nipple; you massage the nipple.

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There’s still a nipple on the board. I like that.

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I wanted to shit in his mouth after I killed him.

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You like to see homos naked. That’s cool.

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I’m going to play a game of ‘just the tip’ by myself when I get home.

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Am I going to have to roll a herpes check?

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Oh, I’ll pierce your meat.

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Half the stuff I say is so Ross [co-author] can write it down.

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She’s going to want to suck your little gnome dick.

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