Craigs List

The things that come out of our favourite Tennessean.
Compiled by Lindsay
Coauthor-Ross Dainty

Even if I had an entire bag of fucks, I still wouldn’t give one.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

You never throw the nipple; you massage the nipple.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

There’s still a nipple on the board. I like that.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

I wanted to shit in his mouth after I killed him.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

You like to see homos naked. That’s cool.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

I’m going to play a game of ‘just the tip’ by myself when I get home.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

Am I going to have to roll a herpes check?

Craig. 2011. South Korea

Oh, I’ll pierce your meat.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

Half the stuff I say is so Ross [co-author] can write it down.

Craig. 2011. South Korea

She’s going to want to suck your little gnome dick.

Craig. 2011. South Korea